Ever have those days where you feel like choking a baby? Today is that day, payday. The day you get overwhelmingly excited to check your bank account and say to yourself "I can eat today :D" Just like the sex with that one person that one time (in some peoples cases, most of the time) it sucked the entirety of your three meals since last month out of your ass. Yes, that much sucking. $200! FUCK. That's my rent, and that's insurance, and phone, and internet. I'm a girl so my vagina bleeds, oh and it's not like a normal girl that's like "tee hee, I'll be over my period in three days" No, if there was a god he has cursed me with hemophilia of t